We're Bringing back the landline
A Wi-Fi-powered home phone designed for children.
No apps, no scrolling, just conversation.
No Screens
Talk and listen, not tap and swipe. Attention stays on connection
No Socials
No feeds, likes, or strangers. You choose the contacts. Every call stays safe
No Stress
Simple for kids. Calm for parents. Let them call friends and family with confidence.
How it Works
1
Pop in a Card
A fun, simple way to choose how to call.
2
Pick up and Talk
Just like the classic home phone.
3
People you Trust
Only trusted contacts. No spam.
What Parents Say
FAQs
Is there a monthly plan?
Ahoy Hoy includes a free plan, with optional monthly plans starting from £5.
Do I need a landline connection?
No, our phones only need a Wifi connection to work
Can unknown numbers call in?
No, only pre-approved numbers dial in or out.
What does presale mean?
This is an early supporter pre-order, similar to a Kickstarter. We’ll keep you updated at every stage before your phone ships.
Have more questions?
I'm Ryan.
Founder, Parent, Smartphone Sceptic.
I wanted a way for my own children to connect with friends and familiy without needing a smartphone.
And when I couldn't find one. I built one.
Safe, screen-free and simple — the old-school phone that brings back the kind of childhood we remember and they deserve.
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