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How does it work?
Ahoyhoy works like a real home phone, built for children. Calls use Wi Fi, so there is no SIM or landline connection needed.
Everything stays simple, controlled, and calm. You choose trusted contacts through parent setup. Each contact gets a physical NFC card. Your child taps a card on the phone to make a call.
No numbers to dial.
No menus to learn.
Only approved contacts ring through.
Make their first phone a real one
How much does it cost?
Ahoy Hoy will retail at £100 - Right now, early supporters can secure a phone for £40 during the pre-sale.
Is there a monthly plan?
Ahoy Hoy includes a free plan, with optional monthly plans starting from £5.
Do I need a landline connection?
No, our phones only need a Wifi connection to work
Can unknown numbers call in?
No, only pre-approved numbers dial in or out.
What does presale mean?
This is an early supporter pre-order, similar to a Kickstarter. We’ll keep you updated at every stage before your phone ships.
I'm Ryan.
Founder, Parent, Smartphone Sceptic.
I wanted a way for my own children to connect with friends and familiy without needing a smartphone.
And when I couldn't find one. I built one.
Safe, screen-free and simple — the old-school phone that brings back the kind of childhood we remember and they deserve.
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