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We're Bringing back the landline

No Screens

Talk and listen, not tap and swipe. Attention stays on connection

No Socials

No feeds, likes, or strangers. You choose the contacts. Every call stays safe

No Stress

Simple for kids. Calm for parents. Let them call friends and family with confidence.

How it Works

Pre-order

Join the waitlist

What Parents Say

FAQs

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Is there a monthly plan? 

Ahoy Hoy includes a free plan, with optional monthly plans starting from £5. 

Do I need a landline connection?

No, our phones only need a Wifi connection to work

Can unknown numbers call in?

No, only pre-approved numbers dial in or out.

What does presale mean?

This is an early supporter pre-order, similar to a Kickstarter. We’ll keep you updated at every stage before your phone ships.

Have more questions?

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I'm Ryan.

Founder, Parent,  Smartphone Sceptic. 

I wanted a way for my own children to connect with friends and familiy without needing a smartphone. 

And when I couldn't find one. I built one.

Safe, screen-free and simple — the old-school phone that brings back the kind of childhood we remember and they deserve. 

Not Ready Yet?

Join our waitlist be the first to hear when we launch

Got a question? 

07528 372471

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